Funny Quotes people say..
Funny Quotes of the day that alot of people say or do every day. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doub. I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Comedy is tragedy - plus time. Adolescence is just one big walking pimple Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off. We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people. Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity. I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. Madness is n...
